Category: wedding

My friend wedding

Is that time of the year where everybody want to get married due to the nice weather we have in London in June. And when I say everyone, that includes my friend as well.
He proposed to his girl 2 years ago in London and they decided this is the year for their wedding. Of course it couldn’t be a worse time for me…because I am single, in a bad physical situation and I have no one to bring as a date to their wedding. And I already respond to their invitation by saying I will have a plus.
This has became so frustrating in our days,to find someone you like and have someone to be your partner in all this big events. Everyone expects you to have a plus one…from going to a funeral or a wedding…it is imperative you bring someone. Otherwise, people look at you like you have a problem.

Of course at this wedding I didn’t want to go alone so that everyone can look at me with pity. I want everybody to look at me and my partner and feel jealous. So I came with this brilliant idea: I will hire a escort.. And not just any escort. A sexy and busty one, so everybody will envy me.
Actually this crazy idea came to me after I watched a movie. Lot’s of people hire escorts all the time. Either is for business purpose, to impress clients or personal purpose. In the end, it doesn’t matter, as long as it makes you feel good.
I have no problem in hiring an escort. It doesn’t necessarily need to involve sex.You are paying for their company and for their friendly attitude.

I looked for high class escorts in London and found an amazing girl. She will be perfect for the event. I even had the option to choose an outfit for her, and of course I chose the sexiest dress she had one her profile. Basically, you can tell the agency you book the girl from, how you want her to be dressed. She can be dressed casual, sport or in this case…sexy and elegant.
She will look stunning by my side. She has this beautiful hair and smile, you can never guess she works as an escort. She has the perfect height, so she can wear sexy heels and not be taller than me. I have a problem with this, because I am not the tallest man you could find. But I chose her just to be perfect for me.

I know it’s a last minute option and many must think it’s crazy to do this but it does solve the problem. I will have a date at my friend’s wedding and everyone will be happy. I can not wait the wedding photos. I have my suit and girl ready. What can I ask for more? 🙂
Hopefully we will have a sunny day in London so everything will go smoothly.